Hypocrisy

It’s starting again: I’m supposedly a hypocrite for heaping scorn on LeBron James — because I too left Cleveland.

You needn’t be a deep thinker to grasp the innate stupidity here. For the comparison to hold, it must be the case that:

1. I was known and loved by millions of Ohioans.

2. My departure inflicted a significant emotional and economic wound.

3. My employer was eager to go to almost any length to get me to stay.

4. Folks all over the world identified me with Cleveland and thought well of the city because of me.

5. I left town in a manner that demeaned the place and its people, and ruined my reputation in the process.

In my case, none of these things could be further from the truth.

The real hypocrites are the morons telling Cleveland to ‘get over it,’ as ifthe place hasn’t gotten over it, or as if‘over it’ is best defined by some asshole who likes telling other people how to feel and act.

Every Cleveland fan can think and speak for himself, and Cleveland has survived The Decision and what it cost in terms of dollars and jobs — which reminds me of another flavor of LeBronic hypocrisy: The assertion that he does so much good for the community where he grew up. Anybody who actually believes James gives a damn about Northeast Ohio because he donates tax-deductible bikes to Akron kids is as full of shit as he is.

Hiatus

It’s been too long since I posted here, and I’m sorry about that. I was writing The Whore of Akron and also reporting and writing a long feature for Esquire (http://tinyurl.com/6ydpw5l )  aboutthe 10th anniversary of 9/11. The book is officially out on 11/15 — I urge you to pre-order many, many copies today (http://tinyurl.com/3cbxcc8) — and Esquire‘s running an excerpt in the current (November) issue, the one with Rihanna on the cover.

The Esquire excerpt is from Chapter 9, and includes the first time I saw LeBron take the court in a uniform other than the Cavs’. The line that drew the most attention, about wishing for a career-ending injury, pissed off a lot of people, including a few holier-than-thou media lickspittles. I felt what I felt and I wrote what I wrote, and I have no problem talking about it — but not a single asshat who used that line as an excuse to bloviate about what a piece of sub-human shit I am ever bestirred himself to get in touch.

The problem isn’t that I’m hard to reach — I’m not. The problem is that they’re too fucking scared or lazy to try.